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valentinostclaire:

Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?

foodchewer:

i’d break like 6 laws for a grilled cheese 

lepreas:

lolsupreme:

lepreas:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

what if you woke up one day and you were hot

idk i’d probably open the window or something

I CANT BREAHTE

idk you should probably open a window or something

troyyy:

The reason i have trust issues is because they changed the actor who played marnie in halloweentown and thought i wouldn’t notice

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas